mula kay pareng neal!!! hehehe..
ito ang nakapagpaligaya sa araw ko.. syempre.. basta kakornihan, present ako!! apir!!
hala, banat!!!
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Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
- ayun eh...
Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!
- patay..
Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.
- lab? labortorio?
Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
- ayun... walang babaan ha..
Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.
- patay na naman..
I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!
- di nga?!
P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.
- un eh, banat sa kanto..
May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
- ako wala eh...
May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.
Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.
Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
- yiz.. an lakas!!!
Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.
- nerdo... puzzle daw..
Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.
Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.
Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.
- ayun eh, bungal ako...
Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?
- hahahahahahahahahahahaha... pasok!
Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U
- t as in Timangers?
Are you Jamaican??
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
- jamaican me wild..
Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.
- oo nga naman, answer mE!!!
Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.
- BAGAY!!! ayun ka!!
Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.
Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.
Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!
- hala, ibabalot pa ba?
Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
- ayan! asukal na nga...
Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
- patay tayo jan!!
Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.
I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?
- jolibee?
Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.
May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!
Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!
- winner ito!! hahaha
~at ang CHAMPION... tadaaaa...
Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh
- hahaha... nerdo... math daw ba!? AWARD!!!
SsSsSabaw day today... Nakuha ko eto kay PIOLO ^_^ .. eto ay para sa lahat ng BABAE na mataas ang EQ, IQ at SENSE OF HUMOR.. at para sa mga LALAKE na mataas naman ang EGO, PRIDE, at SENSE OF HUMOR na rin.. whahahahahah JOKE!
Easy TRAINING for Women:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
o_O hahah, winner! pero aminin, may mga babaeng maingay talaga hahaha..
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3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
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4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
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5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
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7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
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8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
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9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
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10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
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11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
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12. Introduction to Parking
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13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
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14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
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15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
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16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
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18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
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19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
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20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
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21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
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22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
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23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
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24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln69'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln70'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln71'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } o_O di nga?!
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
o_O HINDE! babagsak ako rito! NOoooo..
