A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on her bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all hispiercings, tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to! know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home!
*there are things in life that you may consider worst, but infact, they are nothing compared to other things dealt by other people...
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. -Plato
**this is from a not-so-close-friend.. she send it to our yahoogroups and it is so funny...
anyway, it's my dad's birthday today.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TATAY!! ^_^
