`take my HAND* NEVER let go-

take my HAND; and GUIDE me through*

Tuesday, April 12, 2005
11:45 PM

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WORLD HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,
concentrating especially,
but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and
philosophical impact on
Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.

ASTRONOMY
Define the universe; give three examples.

MEDICINE
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle
of Scotch. Remove your
appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15
minutes.

COMPUTER SCIENCE
Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, create
a computer program to
finish the rest of this exam for you.

PUBLIC SPEAKING
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any
ancient language except Latin, Hebrew, or Greek.

CIVIL ENGINEERING
This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the
boxes of toothpicks and glue
present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and
your platform are suspended
over a vat of nitric acid.

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a Howitzer (a gun) have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also
find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry
Bengal tiger will be
admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be
prepared to justify your
decision.

ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the
electrical layout. The
electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to
find the problem and
correct it before the reactor melts down.

BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
this form of life had
developed 500 000 years earlier, with special attention to the probable
effect, if any, on the
Philippine social spectrum circa 1640. Prove your thesis.

RELIGION
Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.

MUSIC
Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute
and drum. You will find a
piano under your seat.

LOGIC
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

CHEMISTRY
You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab
table. All necessary equipment
has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which
holds the antidote. If the
wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon
as the professor injects
you with a sample of the poison.

PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your knowledge of their early works, evaluate the emotional
stability, degree of
adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:
Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses
II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with
quotations from each person's
work, making appropriate references. Translate all quotations in
Tagalog.

SOCIOLOGY
Identify the sociological problems which might be associated with the
end of the world. Construct
an experiment to test your theory.

ECONOMICS
Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to
prevent the Great Depression.

MATHEMATICS
You have 60 seconds to mentally solve the mathematical problem below.
Begin.

8256.091 + _________ = ________ × ________

COMMUNICATION
Prove that the communication process is dynamic by tracing a
communication exchange from its
intrapersonal beginnings toward its multifarious effects in the form of
feedbacks and
feedforwards. Identify intended participants and possible secondary
publics/audiences, and present
the same in an expanded schematic model that uses elements of
Maletzke's and Gerbner's theories.
Limit your explanation to 20 words for the lead and use the inverted
triangle format in answering.
No scripts allowed. Video presentations must be limited to five
minutes. No dead links, please.

** from a friend named ailen... hahaha.. this is very funny.. ^_^

hold me TIGHT; and NEVER let go*