stOries that paSsed my inbOx... >_<

BONFIRE! yeebah!

2008-10-01T17:49:00.000-07:00

MUDskating sa Bellarmine Field ang nangyari the whole night.. pero ayus lang.. dapat, dinner ng 7pm sa T-Boy with ID friendssss, pero ayun, uber late na ata sila nakadating dahil sa trapik.. whahaha... kaya sumugod na ako sa bellfield with jayson at DJ.. nakita ko rin si peb sama kasama ang friend nyang si ces.. hindi ko na makita si james na nandun din.. pati si aira ay gabi na ata nakarating.. putikan ako.. sobra.. pero ayus talaga.. may tables reserved para sa mga bosing ko.. at ang ilan sa mga dun ay para sa BBall Alumni! OO whahaha.. nagulat ako at nandun sila LA TENORIO at LARRY FONACIER!! waaaa!!!! picture picture syempre.. hehehe.. kahit puro putik, game sila.. astig ^_^ may mga standieees na larger ng life din ung mga current BBall team.. pwede na pag tiyagaan hahaha.. hindi naman ako masyadong die-hard fan.. hehe, sila LA, Larry, Rich at Wesley talaga ang mga naabutan ko at idol ko noon pa.. hehe.. so ayun.. buo ang gabi ko ^_^.. pero sayang nga lang at hindi na ako nakasama sa dinner sa t-boy with czek, den, greg greg, jopoy, elmer, gosing.. whahahaha, next time nalang.. ulit.

at ngaun na balak kong i upload ang mga picturesss ay napag-alaman ko na naiwan ko ang card reader sa bahay.. waaaa...

bukas nalang. ulit.

ONE BIG FIGHT!! ~ 2008 UAAP CHAMPS!!

2008-09-25T14:03:00.000-07:00

THIS IS IT!! BONFIRE!!! FOUR YEARS! for the entire four years na nasa Ateneo ako, lagi kong pinapangarap ang makita ang bonfire sa Ateneo Grounds.. Palagi kaming present sa games especially ADMU vs. DLSU.. naaalala ko pa ang pagpila namin ng madaling araw para lang magkaroon ng tickets.. whahaha.. sayang at hindi ko na nadala ang aking addiction hanggang sa pag graduate.. nung magsimula akong magtrabaho, parang nawalan na ako ng social life.. hay talaga naman.. sila AIRA at JOYCE ay nakapanood ng LIVE!! waaaa, samantalang ako ay sa office lang nanood.. henaku. sayang at wala ako nun sa ARANETA.. hehehe, siguro wala na akong boses ngaun kung nandun ako.. pero this is it... may BONFIRE sa SEPT 30!!! PUNTA TAYO!! ALL ATENEANS!! LET'S ALL CHEEEER!!! one big fight! halikinu!

at syempre~

MARY for you!! For your WHITE and BLUE!!!

Congratulations TEAM ATENEO and the entire ATENEO Family.. ^_^

pick up lines na malufet...

2008-08-25T22:52:00.000-07:00

mula kay pareng neal!!! hehehe..

ito ang nakapagpaligaya sa araw ko.. syempre.. basta kakornihan, present ako!! apir!!

hala, banat!!!

****************

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

- ayun eh...

Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

- patay..

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

- lab? labortorio?

Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

- ayun... walang babaan ha..

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

- patay na naman..

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!

- di nga?!

P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

- un eh, banat sa kanto..

May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

- ako wala eh...

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

- yiz.. an lakas!!!

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

- nerdo... puzzle daw..

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.

- ayun eh, bungal ako...

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

- hahahahahahahahahahahaha... pasok!

Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U

- t as in Timangers?

Are you Jamaican??
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

- jamaican me wild..

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

- oo nga naman, answer mE!!!

Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.

- BAGAY!!! ayun ka!!

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

- hala, ibabalot pa ba?

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

- ayan! asukal na nga...

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

- patay tayo jan!!

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

- jolibee?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

- winner ito!! hahaha

~at ang CHAMPION... tadaaaa...

Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh

- hahaha... nerdo... math daw ba!? AWARD!!!

Training Courses for Women

2008-07-27T18:17:00.000-07:00

SsSsSabaw day today... Nakuha ko eto kay PIOLO ^_^ .. eto ay para sa lahat ng BABAE na mataas ang EQ, IQ at SENSE OF HUMOR.. at para sa mga LALAKE na mataas naman ang EGO, PRIDE, at SENSE OF HUMOR na rin.. whahahahahah JOKE!

Easy TRAINING for Women:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
o_O hahah, winner! pero aminin, may mga babaeng maingay talaga hahaha..

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

o_O hindi ko na kailangan ito.. kuripot ata ako! haha
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

o_O papasa ako dito.. pambahay lang meron ako eh.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

o_O hahaha, pwede.. try ko ito.. ^__^
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

o_O oi, pass na ko dito..
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

o_O hahahaha.. and i have MINE!
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

o_O ooops, RETAKE ako nito..
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

o_O hmmm...
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

o_O pwede!
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

o_O hahah! grabe ito!
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

o_O marunong nako nyan!
12. Introduction to Parking

o_O hahaha, pwedeng pwede!
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

o_O waaa, salbahe..
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

o_O nyahaha... FACT..
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

o_O hmmm..
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

o_O hahaha, mahilig sa TOFU! panalo..
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

o_O DIET?! hindi ko ata alam un eh..
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

o_O hahaha, panalo.. CHAMPION!
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

o_O AWARD!! whahahaa
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

o_O haha, kaliwa kasi paa..
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

o_O oo naman..
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

o_O hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

o_O yikes.. hindi ata tama ito..
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

o_O di nga?!
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
o_O HINDE! babagsak ako rito! NOoooo..

spirit..

2006-01-21T12:35:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!", replied the 4th wife, and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!", replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave." Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:
Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they
have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to
the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of
wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the
only thing that will follow us wherever we go.

Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part
of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with
us throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day:
Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the
perfect position to pray.

exam questions from hell

2005-04-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

~~~
WORLD HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,
concentrating especially,
but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and
philosophical impact on
Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.

ASTRONOMY
Define the universe; give three examples.

MEDICINE
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle
of Scotch. Remove your
appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15
minutes.

COMPUTER SCIENCE
Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, create
a computer program to
finish the rest of this exam for you.

PUBLIC SPEAKING
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any
ancient language except Latin, Hebrew, or Greek.

CIVIL ENGINEERING
This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the
boxes of toothpicks and glue
present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and
your platform are suspended
over a vat of nitric acid.

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a Howitzer (a gun) have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also
find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry
Bengal tiger will be
admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be
prepared to justify your
decision.

ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the
electrical layout. The
electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to
find the problem and
correct it before the reactor melts down.

BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
this form of life had
developed 500 000 years earlier, with special attention to the probable
effect, if any, on the
Philippine social spectrum circa 1640. Prove your thesis.

RELIGION
Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.

MUSIC
Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute
and drum. You will find a
piano under your seat.

LOGIC
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

CHEMISTRY
You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab
table. All necessary equipment
has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which
holds the antidote. If the
wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon
as the professor injects
you with a sample of the poison.

PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your knowledge of their early works, evaluate the emotional
stability, degree of
adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:
Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses
II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with
quotations from each person's
work, making appropriate references. Translate all quotations in
Tagalog.

SOCIOLOGY
Identify the sociological problems which might be associated with the
end of the world. Construct
an experiment to test your theory.

ECONOMICS
Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to
prevent the Great Depression.

MATHEMATICS
You have 60 seconds to mentally solve the mathematical problem below.
Begin.

8256.091 + _________ = ________ × ________

COMMUNICATION
Prove that the communication process is dynamic by tracing a
communication exchange from its
intrapersonal beginnings toward its multifarious effects in the form of
feedbacks and
feedforwards. Identify intended participants and possible secondary
publics/audiences, and present
the same in an expanded schematic model that uses elements of
Maletzke's and Gerbner's theories.
Limit your explanation to 20 words for the lead and use the inverted
triangle format in answering.
No scripts allowed. Video presentations must be limited to five
minutes. No dead links, please.

** from a friend named ailen... hahaha.. this is very funny.. ^_^

mga kakatuwang hayop..

2005-04-08T21:38:00.000-07:00

Answering Machine...

2005-03-05T01:33:00.000-08:00

Answering machine messages for mental health clinic.

"Hello, .... and welcome to the mental health hotline........

*If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

*If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

*If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

*If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

*If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

*If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

*If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

*If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

*If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

*If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

*If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

*If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

*If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

*If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up

------
* From: Gen Barro .. ^_^ thanks man!!
** this is very funny!!

A very sad and touching story...

2005-03-04T03:02:00.000-08:00

They've known each other since school days and had since become the best of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent lots of time together in and after school. But... the friendship never developed into anything deeper. Diane kept a secret... her admiration and love for Jack. She had her reasons for keeping it a secret.

FEAR. Fear of rejection... fear that he might not feel the same... fear that he might not want to be her best friend anymore... fear of losing someone that she could always find comfort in. At least if she kept her feelings to herself she would still be able to spend time with him... and hopefully, he would be the one to tell her how he felt towards her.

Time passed and soon...school was over. Jack and Diane went separate ways. Jack continued his studies overseas while Diane got herself a job. They still kept in touch though... penned letters, sent each other photographs and mailed each other gifts.

Diane longed for Jack to be back. She decided that she would tell him her feelings once he got back. And then... out of the blue... the mails from Jack stopped coming. Diane wrote to him, but there was never a reply.

Where was he? What happened? Lots of questions ran through her mind...

Two years passed and Diane was still hopeful that Jack would come back... or at least send her a note. And then her prayers were answered. One mid-August day, she received a note from Jack... it said:

"Diane, I have a surprise for you. I'm flying over. Meet me at the airport. My flight comes in at 4 p.m. on Saturday. I can't wait to see you again Diane! There's something I need to tell you, something I've been keeping all this time... Love n Kisses, Jack"

Diane's fingers shook as she read the note. Her heart soared. Diane was thrilled. Love and kisses... it meant a lot for a lady who had waited so long for those words. She was ecstatic. The day arrived, Diane waited anxiously for Jack. She had slipped into her best dress and did her best to look as pretty as she could. She looked around but Jack was nowhere in sight. She waited and waited, wondering what she would say to Jack when he got there, what their meeting would be like. Would there be love in his eyes? Would there be longing bred from years of separation and hiding each others' feelings? Oh how she longed to see him! How she longed to throw her arms around him and tell him she was a fool to ever let him go without ever telling him how she felt. She was certain Jack felt it too. There was always a certain magic about them when they were together.

Then... a lady in a sexy tight blue dress approached her. She had a very concerned look on her face, "Hi! I'm Lyn, a friend of Jack. Are you Diane?" she asked. Diane just nodded her head. "I'm afraid I... I have bad news for you... Jack is not coming... he won't be coming back anymore," said the lady, placing a hand on Diane's shoulder. Diane shook her head in confusion. She felt her heart constrict. What could possibly have happened?? Diane felt an overwhelming fear inside her. Her hands turned cold. Her voice shook as she asked: "Where... where's Jack? What happened to him??? Please tell me..." Diane begged the lady... The lady looked intently at Diane... and then... she gave Diane a nudge on the shoulder and said, "Hoy Gaga...it's me.. Jack... Jackilyn!!!!!! Di mo ba ako nakilala?!!! Ang ganda ko ngayon, di Baaaaahh?!!!!

* from: bituin kamatoy .. thanks!! ^_^

Difference between a friend and a bestfriend...

2005-03-01T18:23:00.000-08:00

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad & mom or tito & tita.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always has the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge & makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: will ask where you've been (after going AWOL)
Best Friend: will say MISS YOU & goes on being your friend

*the difference is clear!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

friends are treasures that God never forgets to give us...

A Letter To Mom...

2005-02-28T08:50:00.000-08:00

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on her bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all hispiercings, tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to! know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer. I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home!

*there are things in life that you may consider worst, but infact, they are nothing compared to other things dealt by other people...

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. -Plato

**this is from a not-so-close-friend.. she send it to our yahoogroups and it is so funny...
anyway, it's my dad's birthday today.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TATAY!! ^_^

Style's Of Courtship According To...

2005-02-27T17:08:00.000-08:00

THE VARSITY DUDE
Opening line: "You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so inspired "
His game plan: He's gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he scores
First move: He'll give you free tickets to his games
First gift: His team jacket or a UST growling tigers yellow jacket....
First date: He's gonna take you to a UAAP game between ATENEO and BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL
Phone habit(s): He always talks about his great heroic game saving shots
Courting endurance: Really depends on how long the off-season is
How he will propose: After a game and winning the MVP award, he'll ask you to be his girlfriend

THE COMPUTER KID
Opening line: Hi!!! ASL
His game plan: He's gonna give you all the anti-nuking devices to keep you protected
First move: He'll give you a cyber flower
First gift: New software especially made for you
First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together
Phone habit(s): He always talks about computer jargons, you never understand them though
Visiting hours: Whenever your computer breaks down, he'll be there
Courting endurance: It really depends on how much more free Internet hours he has left
How he will propose: He's gonna ask you over one of the chat channels

THE GEEK FREAK
Opening line: "Hey groovy chick!!"
His game plan: He's gonna do all your homework until you realize his importance!
First move: He's gonna do all your reports and term papers
First gift: A book on Chemistry made easy starring Big Bird and Pong Pagong
First date: He's gonna take you to a very silent place... the library
Phone habit(s): He always tries to review you for upcoming tests and quizzes
Visiting hours: Everytime you have work that requires him to go to your house
Courting endurance: As long as you need someone to do your school load
How he will propose: He's gonna ask you in between the bookshelves in the library

THE RICH KID
Opening line: "So whatta you want?" (flips the wallet open with all the dangling credit cards)
His game plan: He's gonna give you anything money can buy
First move: He'll take you for a joy ride in his two-seater roadster
First gift: Anything with a price tag not lower than 10,000
First date: He's gonna take you in his yacht for a cruise
Phone habit(s): He keeps on asking if there's anything you need, and he means ANYTHING
Visiting hours: whenever you're available
Courting endurance: usually lasts long enough for you to be as rich as he is
How he will propose: He'll rent TIME SQUARE and propose on the big screen

MR. SMOOTH
Opening line: Usually he'll call the girl and make her "bola"
His game plan: He'll be friends with you first and then he'll go for the kill afterwards
First move: He'll be callin' you ever night to try to be as close to you as possible
First gift: He'll give you roses or a teddy bear
First date: He's gonna take you for a stroll at the mall
Phone habit(s): He always makes you "bola"
Visiting hours: Whenever he can think of an excuse to go to your place
Courting endurance: As long as he doesn't get that famous line "let's be friends na lang"
How he will propose: Over the phone (around midnight in most cases)

THE HEADBANGER
Opening line: "Pank's nat ded!!"
His game plan: He's gonna keep on asking you to watch his gigs
First move: He'll give you tickets just for you to watch his gigs
First gift: Some heavy metal CD you can't seem to appreciate
First date: He's gonna take you to Club Dredd
Phone habit(s): He keeps on playing the guitar over the phone, heavy metal stuff of course!
Visiting hours: Everytime he doesn't have a gig
Courting endurance: As long as you don't say No!
How he will propose: He's gonna dedicate this song to you and propose afterwards

THE PLAYBOY
Opening line: "You're my one and only."
His game plan: As far as he's concerned, you're just one of his many options
First move: He's gonna call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT (guess who he calls on those other nights?!?!?)
First gift: A Parker pen, the ones that can be bought in packs (guess where the other pens went?!)
First date: He's gonna take you to a place where he's sure that he can't be spotted by his other girls...someplace like... McDonalds, Laguna
Visiting hours: Every other day (I wonder why?!?)
Courting endurance: As long as he gets away with it
How he will propose: Like how he asks every other girl. Can you be my girlfriend??"

THE FLASH
Opening line: "Will you be my girlfriend?"
His game plan: He'll ask you as soon as possible
First move: He's gonna ask you
First gift: Oh yah , while he's asking you he's gonna give you roses
First date: (You have to give him an answer first before he takes you out
Phone habit(s): (You never really never got to talk to him. He is so goddamn fast!!)
Visiting hours: The only time he's gonna visit is when he's gonna ask you
How he will propose: refer to opening line

THE JOLOGS
Opening line: "I CRUSH YOU" (what he means is, he likes you very much!)
His game plan: He's gonna collect coins so he can call you from the payphone
First move: He's gonna follow you around like some goon and then he's gonna pick your pocket to get info about you.
First gift: He's gonna give you a pirated tape of the Streetboys' latest album with the special participation of Aiza Seguerra
First date: He's gonna take you to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to watch a tagalog movie
Phone habit(s): He tries to make you bola by comparing you to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor
Visiting hours: As long as the jeepneys are not on strike
Courting endurance: As long as..."He Crushes You"
How he will propose: "I lab u, puwede ba kitang maging syota?!?!" (-->Jologs tlga *sowee for the comment* ^_^)

Holding Value...

2005-02-26T09:27:00.000-08:00

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you . The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE .."

You are special - Don't EVER forget it!
Count your blessings, not your problems.
And remember: amateurs built the ark ...professionals built the Titanic.
If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

...

2005-02-25T18:25:00.000-08:00

26 Things That A

Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

One Night...

2005-02-24T17:06:00.000-08:00

by Arlene Santos

i could only say,
you've been mine for a day...

picked me up, out of the gloomy sky
started leading to a lovely lie
invited me to a wonderful journey
promising sweet and eternal fantasy...

i thought this moment would last forever
those words so kind and tender
never i imagined this could end
coz' now, you're more than just a friend...

time passed.. so fast it hurt
the sky was never been this blurred
i turned around and realized a thing
all that happened was nothing but a dream...

and once again, as raindrops fell,
my tears came running down as well...
you're a person i hold so dear,
but i can't have you, that's so clear!

at least, i had the time of my life
even if it lasted only for a night...

*written under the stars way back in february, 1996... i found it yesterday, almost perished by time...

welcome!!

2005-02-23T16:42:00.000-08:00

welcome to my second blog...

i also welcome you to my inbox... ^_^

my next posts would be stories, jokes, puzzles, and even unique pictures that had passed my humble inbox... actually, i just wanted to share these stuffs to you because i enjoyed them and so i guess, you would probably enjoy them, too. share to your friends and family... they're all worth sharing...

i promise that there would be no chain letters and things like that... these stories were edited to the parts that i considered relevant. for those people that send these stories to me, thank you very much!! i might not pay the right person the credits because most of them are forwarded several times.. for that, please pardon me.. suggestions are pretty much welcome!! you can also email me for requests and if you want something to be posted, my email add is arn2rap@yahoo.com..

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